Red Hot Inkslinger

Red Hot Inkslinger

Kiss, Marry, Kill

Editor’s Version

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Lorrie Morgan
Aug 10, 2026
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If you’ve ever been to a girls’ slumber party or sat around swapping stories with friends, you probably know the game Kiss, Marry, Kill.

You get three people and have to make three choices.

Who gets the kiss?

Who gets the ring?

Who gets the boot?

Today we’re playing the editor’s version.

Edit. Keep. Delete.

Here’s how it works…

I’m going to show you three sentences.

✏️ One just needs a little polish.

❤️ One has wriggled its way into your heart.

✂️ And one...well, it’s gotta go.

You decide first which sentence gets which verdict. Then I’ll tell you what I decided.

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